Legendary Pokemon Meme XD

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.
1. Arceus
2. Giratina
3. Cresselia
4. Darkrai
5. Palkia
6. Dialga
7. Kyogre
8. Groudon
9. Celebi
10. Mew
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Cresselia: I never thought you would invite me to a dinner…
Groudon: It's a little small here…
Darkrai: Let's eat, shall we?
Cresselia & Groudon: ISSAT A DEAD BIDOOF?!
Darkrai: Guys, I have only Bidoofs here….
Cresselia & Groudon:…AGH.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?
Palkia: Celebi….HELP.
Celebi: How did you manage to block yourself like that…!!
Palkia: I don't know!! D8
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Arceus, my belovead goat-llama-god! <3
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Mew: HOLY ARCEUS, I'M SO BLACKMAILING YOU TWO!!
Giratina: Well, F***!
Kyogre:….You're soo dead Mew.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Groudon: Cresselia, you're going to get stomped!!
Cresselia: NUUUU!!!! *stomped*
Groudon: Now you're all mine Dia!
Dialga: Get lost you lizard!
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Giratina: Kill her Darkrai.
Me: You should be helping me!
Mew: I have something to do…*zooms away*
Me: You little….
Kyogre: I have to stop Mew before the blackmail…
Me: D8
Darkrai: MUHAHAHAHAH!
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Arceus:….Very well, this is how you dear God bakes heavenly cakes…!
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Cresselia: Seeing that I have to choose between an Ant girl, a huge Dinosaur and my beloved reaper….I'll choose the reaper! 8D
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Kyogre: Why the yourself I kidnapped you?
Giratina: How should I know?!
Palkia: Blackmail too much?
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Still my beloved goat-god XD
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Mew: If I win, you'll give me back my candies!
Darkrai: I never took your candies.
Mew: Then who took them?
Dakrai: Deoxys.
Mew: Why??
Darkrai: I don't know.
Mew: Where are my candies now?
Darkrai: All eaten.
Mew: NOOOO!!!
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Cresselia: I'M GOING TO DIEEEEE!!!!! T.T
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Groudon: You didn't invited me! D8
Giratina: You really want to suffer?
Groudon: Yourself no!
Mew: Then shut up.
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Dialga: She can drown me?
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Mew: ….And then me and Charlie went to Candy mountain!
Dialga: I have the feeling that I already heard this…
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Arceus: You betrayed me Giratina! I thought you loved me!
Giratina: I love you more than this cat!
Arceus: Then why are you marring him?!
Giratina: BLACKMAIL.
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: Palkiaaaa….!!!! CAREF-!! *get's stomped*
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Cresselia: Why we went here?!
Darkrai: How should I know?
Dialga: Don't ask me!
Groudon: GIMMEH GIFTS.
Darkrai: What gifts? You took us here against our will and you want gifts?
Groudon: Of course I do.
Dialga:….DOH.
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Me: WHAT?! I haven't kidnapped Arceus!
Celebi: Why yes you did!
Me: How do you know?
Groudon: We saw him in your kitchen.
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUNGUS.
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Celebi: Why I killed Darkrai?!
Giratina: Because the meme said so.
Celebi: DDDD8
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Dialga: See you Arceus! *zooms away*
Arceus: You, damn time pony!!!!
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Mew XD
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Mew: I'm gonna save you Palkia!
Palkia: You made the rocks fall and now you're trapped here too.
Mew: NUUUUUUUUUUUU.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Cresselia: Why no one listens to me?!
Darkrai: Because of yor low self esteem, my dear!
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Groudon: Well, this was unexpected.
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Giratina: Your imagination scares me.
Arceus: Come on! A lot of fans think that those two should go togheter!
Giratina: Since when you listen to fans?
Arceus: Since I have a lot of them 8D
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Giratina: How did you manage to bake an apple pie with fins?
Kyogre: I don't know myself.
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Groudon: You look tasty Cresselia….
Cresselia: STAY THE GIRATINA AWAY FROM ME! I'M NOT GOOD TO EAT.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Cresselia: Darkrai, what the…?
Darkrai: I'M THE BOOGIEMAN
Groudon:Whatever.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Everyone: KILL YOU.